'ELLO POLLY!!!!!

You are the Dead Parrot Sketch. Very funny, a bit
dark and definitely a classic.
http://quizilla.com/users/NorwegianBlue64/quizzes/Which%20Monty%20Python's%20Flying%20Circus%20Sketch%20are%20You%3F/
That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.