Wednesday, November 01, 2006

sniffing

If I choose to read my history book in the presence of the yellow dog, she must always sniff it twice and lick it three times. No exception.

Sniff
lick
lick
sniff
lick

I tried it...but I'm not picking up any hints of spilled coffee, tea, or weird smells that are similar to that of the leather case I carry my books in. And now that I think of it, I don't know why I would want to subject myself to what horrors that could entail; except perhaps to bond with her without tossing the bald, slimey, split tennis ball across the room.