On my wish list
Is the erotic bible calendar. I'm searching out how to get my hands on one. If they aren't too expensive, maybe I'll buy 5! and send a couple off to the parents and such."Merry Christmas Mom and Dad! If you would have told me about the erotic parts when I was younger, maybe I wouldn't have gotten into that hedonistic cult you hate so much! Happy Holidays!"
*ahem*
More later, when I'm not supposed to be working.