Saturday, December 03, 2005

On my wish list

Is the erotic bible calendar. I'm searching out how to get my hands on one. If they aren't too expensive, maybe I'll buy 5! and send a couple off to the parents and such.

"Merry Christmas Mom and Dad! If you would have told me about the erotic parts when I was younger, maybe I wouldn't have gotten into that hedonistic cult you hate so much! Happy Holidays!"

*ahem*

More later, when I'm not supposed to be working.